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PARTYVIOLENCE
00:59
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Dude Likes To Party
00:51
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He’s fucked up, in a Coles carpark
Dude it’s only 10am
Goon bag in tow, hasn’t showered in weeks
It’s 10am and he’s already peaked
He’s the king of the streets!
Our hero needs change and asks me politely
I say “Dude never change, I too like to party”
Pass me that goon bag!
DUDE LIKES TO PARTY!
Reeking of Booze
DUDE LIKES TO PARTY!
Two different shoes
DUDE LIKES TO PARTY!
Can’t even see straight
DUDE LIKES TO PARTY!
He’s my new best mate
DUDE LIKES TO PARTY!
PARTY ON!
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Get off the fuckin’ couch, because the party time is nigh
This party’s calling out to you, awaiting your reply
I don’t want to hear excuses
All I want to hear is YES!
Don’t tell me you’ve got shit to do, just pound a coupla’ beers
There’s shots all over the table to conquer all your fears
I don’t want to hear excuses
All I want to hear is YES!
A merchant of excuses
All I want is you to… Party all the time
BUZZKILL!
I don’t want to hear excuses
All I want to hear is YES!
I’m not asking all that much
All I want is you to… Party until DEATH!
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Weed Jacked
00:58
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Under the streetlight, the usual park
A deals taking place under cover of dark
He held up his end, his clients did not
Running away with the small bag of pot
Tryin’ make a living, by selling not giving
A stick at a time
A noble profession, done with discretion
A victimless crime
Now he’s the victim
They really tricked him
And I am just sickened
WEED JACKED!
Betrayal so brazen
An action forsaken
His weed has been taken
WEED JACKED!
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5. |
Arm Rest Arms Race
00:31
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ARM REST, ARMS RACE!
I’ve lost my space
ARM REST, ARMS RACE!
Elbows misplaced
ARM REST, ARMS RACE
Appendage disgrace
Elbows flyin’ every where
Cattle class nightmare
8 long hours in the air
Arm rest… ARMS RACE!
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6. |
Pit Happens
01:50
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Swirling masses of humanity, the cast off dregs of society
A legion of black - Prepares for attack
Our token mosh song, Calls you to THRASH!
Not another mosh song
PIT HAPPENS!
A token part to sing along
PIT HAPPENS!
A toxic waltz into the pit, towards the mosh they must commit
It’s whiplash you need - A madhouse indeed
Thrash metal clichés call you to BLEED!
Not another mosh song
PIT HAPPENS!
A token part to sing along
PIT HAPPENS SO LETS!
Open it up, side to side
All out chaos as the bodies collide
No one will be left alive
It’s a speed metal genocide
This is the mosh part – Let’s tear this place apart… SHRED!
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Setting: Lounge room, dead of night
Bad things happen when deprived of sight
Try to keep my screams within
When coffee table meets with shin
FUCK!
FUCK!
CUNT!
FUCK!
FUCKING CUNT, PIECE OF SHIT!
Now all my neighbours know
FUCKING CUNT, PIECE OF SHIT!
A violent pain starts to grow
FUCKING CUNT, PIECE OF SHIT!
So take my heed – a warning tale
FUCKING CUNT, PIECE OF SHIT!
Beware that coffee table
FUCKING CUNT, PIECE OF SHIT!
ONE WAY TICKET TO THE TIP!
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8. |
Beer And Loathing
01:27
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Usually a real top bloke, a pretty decent mate
We all love him when he’s one beer in, but just you fuckin’ wait
ALL IT TAKES! – is three to five beers
A festering demon within him, fuelled by libations
Question is how long before we see the mutation
Turns out our mate is a real piece of shit
ALL IT TOOK! – was three to five beers
Throwing back pints just to reach your peak
All that money just to throw up in the street
The spirits are strong but the flesh is weak
$15 snack pack all over your feet
Parties over, take It on the chin
That last drink has done you in
HAS DONE YOU IN!
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Schrödinger's USB
00:49
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Try to put the USB in
FUCK!
Wrong Way, That’s Okay
Flip it over and try again
SHIT!
Wrong Way, what the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK!
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!
Had it right the first time
This is fucking bullshit
Why does my USB
Never seem to fit
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Bonded By Drugs
01:02
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Hey mate you should stay for a bong
Check out my ‘steza’, won’t take you long
Cheers any way but I need to bounce
This has been fun man, thanks for the ounce
ONE FOOT! – Out the door
I don’t want to hear about your Commodore
BONDED BY DRUGS!
NINE FOOT! – Tryna’ score
Buying dope is such a chore
BONDED BY DRUGS!
I just want me drugs…
NO!
I don’t want a bong
NO!
We don’t get along
NO!
You’re not my mate
NO!
You’re my drug dealer… But your stereo sounds great
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11. |
Morning Coffee
00:31
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How much longer can I last?
Need to find a dunny fast
Not much longer shall I last
I’M SHIFTING – In my seat
I’M HEADING – For defeat
Morning Coffee!
FLOWS RIGHT THRU ME!
Not much longer will I last
I’m touching cloth… I’ve shit myself
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Couch Surfin'
01:37
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I’m Surfing, from couch to floor
The tide is high, but my neck is sore
Surfs up man, let’s grab some beers
Can I stay the night? Fuck yeah cheers
SURFS UP! SURFS UP!
Try to hang ten
With naught but a fiver
Life can be tough
For the sofa survivor
Drinking your beer – Eating your food
9 FOOT! - Crashing on your couch
Lines are crossed and I’m in the nude
9 FOOT! - Crashing on your couch
SURFS UP! SURFS UP!
Tried to hang ten
With naught but a fiver
Life’s pretty rough
On this sofa survivor
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Couch Dexy
01:00
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Laying on the couch today, all I feel is pain
With all I did the night before, I’ve only me to blame
But something catches my eye, a saviour on the ground
Things are looking up for me, now that I’ve found
NICE SURPRISE!
COUCH D-5!
A timely boost of energy, to get me thru the day
Burning candle at both ends. There is no other way
The normal rehabilitation, costs a hefty fee
But it seems the party gods have smiled upon me
Now I’ve – Got My…
COUCH DEXY!
NICE SURPRISE!
COUCH D-5!
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14. |
Lovely Day
00:15
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Fuck me dead, what a fuckin’ lovely day
Let’s not waste it
Fuckin’ Oath
What a fuckin’ lovely day
Call up the boys and fire up the barbie
Break out the beers, coz it’s a fuckin’ party
Witness me
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A frozen abyss of amber delights
Single tin left, deep in the ice
I know it’s here somewhere
Last of the beers
Plunging the depths, frost bitten and grim
No giving up now, where’s that last tin?
I know it’s here somewhere - Last of the beers
A war of attrition - Last of the beers
Holding back tears, my worst of fears
MATE LET IT GO!
I’ll never give in
MATE LET IT GO!
I’ll find that last tin
MATE LET IT GO!
My fingers turn black
MATE LET IT GO!
There’s no turning back
It’s gotta be here somewhere
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16. |
xHxMxFxHx
02:18
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More metal than thou, that is his vow
He’s come to punish and PUNISH HE SHALL
Do you like Carcass? Do YOU like Darkthrone?
I don’t really care dude, just leave me alone
HEAVY METAL!
FUCK HEAD!
Don’t get wrong, I love me some Slam
Power metal and Thrash? DUDE THAT’S MY JAM!
But there’s one thing in life; of which I am sure
Your relentless obsessions, Hurts to my core
HEAVY METAL!
FUCK HEAD!
Fuck you!
It's the heavy metal FUCK HEAD!
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9 Foot Super Soldier Perth, Australia
Armed with a blistering bombast of banter laden Crossover they've dubbed "Party Violence" 9 Foot Super Soldier are here to amuse, shock & entertain
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