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Cheap Beer And $2 Thongs

by 9 Foot Super Soldier

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1.
The Predator 00:26
2.
Durry Pirate 00:59
You know that look You've seen it before Edging closer Evermore Coldly calculated He's coming your way He is the Predator You are the prey Don't try to run Don't try to fight it It's too late for you Here comes the Durry Pirate FUCK This one is the first of many it will never end Maybe you should kindly fuck off my fair weather friend No, fuck off DURRY PIRATE
3.
I like Beer Beer likes me This craft beer's not meant for me What's Cheap? The recession has hit The pay days have stopped The cheapest block option is what I adopt It's cold wet and yellow And it still gets you pissed The distinct taste of urine That I can't resist What's Cheap?
4.
Underkill 00:08
Eliminate, eliminate Eeeee Elimination Eliminate the right
5.
Dad Drunk 00:31
I hate it when he gets this way DAD'S DRUNK It happens every other day DAD'S DRUNK Again And he's fighting all my friends Bad divorce took it's toll DAD'S DRUNK Now he's lost all control DAD'S DRUNK Once more He's rolling on the floor Come on Dad it's time for bed FUCK OFF DAD
6.
Day Drunk 00:34
Sun's coming up & there's nothing to do So get the fuck up & let's get drunk We must return to the night before Only way to do that: day time drunk 3 sheets to the wind $20 Vodka for the win Château la Cardboard 4 litres is our drunken reward Let's Get Drunk Daytime Drunk
7.
Out in his shed He has his fun AM radio Smith goes for his ton Out in his shed He will unwind He'll sort out the kids But first he must grind Grindcore Dad You're so rad His blast beats are quick His D beats are sick Beatdowns so heavy They'll beatdown your dick He'll drink all the beers And smoke all the bong Play single kick blasts In his $2 thongs HEY DAD You're so cool HEY DAD Play that grind HEY DAD You fucking rule Out in his shed He has his fun AM radio Smith goes for his ton Out in his shed He will unwind He'll sort out the kids But first he must Drink all the beers And smokes all the bongs Play single kick blasts In his $2 thongs
8.
Snow peas, snow peas Eat your fucking snow peas Look out
9.
Mi Goreng 00:47
Mi Goreng every meal Threat of scurvy very real I'm tired of living in constant fear So pass that lemon over here Beyond repair A diet of despair Life's pretty tough when i can't even poo I need to start eating a veggie or two Yet still i maintain this unhealthy neglect Eating this shit that my body rejects Reflux Scurvy Rickets Death Beyond repair A diet of despair Forever trapped inside this culinary nightmare
10.
Dissolve me In your mind No escape You will find It's too late now No turning back Never ending anxiety attack

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released June 3, 2018

Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Ash Large at Matchless Music in Perth WA
Artwork by Thrashwolf www.thrash-wolf.com

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9 Foot Super Soldier Perth, Australia

Armed with a blistering bombast of banter laden Crossover they've dubbed "Party Violence" 9 Foot Super Soldier are here to amuse, shock & entertain

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